• Two Tortoises Joke

    Here are the words, actions will have to come later

    There are two tortoises.
    The first tortoise says to the second.
    “Have you noticed, when it rains, your mouth fills with water”
    The second replies “No’.

    If you haven’t guessed it’s a visual joke…


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    Last updated:

    July 27, 2021

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Tide Times & Heights for Langstone Harbour on
Monday, 17 January 2022
Low Tide:04:19 ( 1.50m )
High Tide:11:20 ( 4.40m )
Low Tide:16:39 ( 1.20m )
High Tide:23:50 ( 4.40m )

Tide times from tidetimes.org.uk

Tide Times & Heights for Northney on
17th January 2022
04:27 Low Tide ( 1.31m )
11:23 High Tide ( 4.37m )
16:48 Low Tide ( 1.01m )
23:57 High Tide ( 4.33m )