A belated Valentine’s day message.
I have a friend called Susan. She is in fact my wife. And when we were betroth-ed we said it was for life. But recently she's mentioned that I'm on borrowed time and that's because I didn't buy her a Valentine. I'll try to make it up to her, in any way I can. I'll say "I love you" now and then. I think that's called 'A plan'. In three week's time we will have been in our home for ten years and that's something to celebrate "hip hip hooray - three cheers!" I really do love Susan she's soon to go away to Oz to see her daughter I'll miss her every day.