• Copyright 2010 for the IBM UoS project and the rest of IBM Corporation

    A while ago (well last year actually) Andy Barnes promised that he’d return my Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack adventure DVD if I did a new version of my Copyright 20nn Word document, where nn was 09. Well I didn’t get around tuit before I left IBM but I’ve done it now. Obviously I couldn’t check the internal…

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  • Two Tortoises Joke

    Here are the words, actions will have to come later There are two tortoises. The first tortoise says to the second. “Have you noticed, when it rains, your mouth fills with water” The second replies “No’. If you haven’t guessed it’s a visual joke…

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  • Mixing work with pleasure the IBM redbook way

    Mixing work with pleasure the IBM redbook way

    This is arguably the funniest title for a manual that I have seen for a long time. Family Planning and Application Development TeamConnection Unleashed You can find it in the IBM redbooks catalog  as SG26-2008

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  • C programming standards and guidelines

    While tidying some files I found what appear to be my notes from a project status meeting, held exactly 11 years ago today. Under the item marked AOB 4. I found this entry. We only have one C programming book so we’ve decided to use it for our programming standards and guidelines. Of course, some…

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  • Magnetic Golf poetry – first attempt

    Magnetic Golf poetry – first attempt

    having  finished  his  work  for  the  bank, his  golf  swing  developed  a  shank “the  reason  it  missed is  you  have  a  weak  wrist.” what  you  need  is  a  jolly  good  w**k squeeze on The Gripp II that you got for your birthday. See also www.magneticpoetry.com

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